Saturday, November 29, 2008

Don't speak, liar.

Up late again, pissed at the world.
Namely, posers.
That group includes the Jonas Brothers, and anything else Disney that claims to be 'different from the rest'. Yeah, I'm talking to you, Miley.
Also, it includes the preppy bitches that for some reason go into hot topic and try to get the sales people to explain 'why the hell you emo people are always so SAD' (Yeah, this happened when I was there yesterday.)
This is also the girlie punks, the fake skaters, the scenesters and the hot-topic brand emo kids.
Let's start from the top, shall we?
Jonas Brothers.
You have ruined music, okay? Stop singing. You sing about being lonely, your girlfriends, breaking up with your girlfriends, and having a girlfriend but liking another girl.
That is it. Absolutely it. You have no talent, guys. Please, grow up, and stop dressing like you're trying to be the next disco elvis of pop town.
It's not even a good mental image, man.
Miley Cyrus
You need to stop, too. Just...stop. From what I've heard, you're a bitch, slut, and totally just all around snobby. But, I don't know you. That's only what I've heard. Your music sucks. You can sing (kind of), I'll give you that much, but stop having a television show, two personalities, and mass marketing your shitty merchandise. There are bands who have to try so insanely hard to get to where they are (Paramore and My Chem to name two) and you get to coast right to the top because your daddies famous and got you a contract with Disney.
Disney
Stay the fuck away from music. That's all I have to say.
Preps
There's too much to fit here. Have you EVER looked in the mirror and just thought, "What am I doing? Why does how much I weigh REALLY matter? Who cares what color lip gloss I'm wearing? Why do I follow around anyone popular?" Because, honey, you have to wake up. Or you're going to get your ass kicked by some REAL punk kids.
Girlie Punks
Pink is NOT hardcore. Dressing in all black doesn't make your punk. Listening to punk music, being influenced by punk culture, and having a punk state of mind makes you punk. Shopping at hot topic does not give you a random pass to come into this culture and say HEY I LOOK LIKE YOU DO YOU LOVE ZAC EFRON TOO? Because I will shoot you with a baseball bat. You don't even want to know how that's done.
Fake Skaters
Suck it up and learn to skate. Seriously. Just stop being a poser, a hole.
Scenesters
Okay, I get scenesters. You all are actually pretty cool. But If you're going to have the scene look, you better know your music. You also better know what I'm talking about when I say boys will be boys and the friday night boys, if you live in my area. Seriously, go to some shows. Meet some people. Learn soem music. Wearing bright colors and spiking up your hair weird doesnt make you scene.
Hot-Topic-Brand-Emos
Posers. That's all you are. When everything you own is from one store, and you dress a certain way because it's cool or you think it'll impress someone, stop. Because you are a poser, and you can't honsetly expect to walk around looking like a little emo kid without running into emo kids who actually are emo kids and they find you out and kick your ass.
Everybody hates posers. Expecially punks, goths, and REAL emo kids.




I think I've ranted enough tonight :]

5 comments:

X-GoneBeyondRepair-X said...

it's kind of scary how we always seem to be thinking the same thing...

Sarah said...

ik?

Alanna said...

Wow, that was lovely. And it's totally true. I want to kick all the phoneys' asses to next Friday.

displaynamehere said...

Wow. i am speechless...... it was amazing....

displaynamehere said...

Soooo when are you gonna post again???